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[lovetostitch]

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed
Him a gun.


'We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter what the circumstances.


Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
In a chair ... . . Kill her!!'


The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'


The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and go home.'


The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
Quiet for about 5 minutes.


The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
After another. They heard screaming, crashing,
Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
Beat him to death with the chair.'


MORAL:
Some Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

[JacqueK]

Good Morning.  Is this story a reflection of how things are on the homefront???

Gotta love someone willing to follow orders.  Hope she's doing well in her new career.

[lovetostitch]

Not at the moment (moment, being the operative word)..... but I'm tucking it away for future reference, I didn't know how handy a chair could be! LOL!!!

[Sharon]

LOL!

[madakamom]

LOL!
ah yes... some days!

[KarenInTucson]

Funny - I was watching the serious news and laughed in the middle of it!    Don't think he will need a seat on the floe after all!

[bafriend]

Ah yes Linda..... I will have to save that just in case.

But he is going on the ice floe ASAP!

[dixie]

Definitely could have done that to the ex without a moments hesitation.

Jay is a keeper, he just has his stupid man moments & unfortunately some crappy post-surgery problems, that won't ever go away.